Receptionist: How do you write women so well?Melvin Udall: I think of men, then I take away reason and accountability.- Jack Nicholson in “As good as it gets”

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.- Henry Kissinger

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

We should behave to our friends, as we would wish our friends to behave to us.- Aristotle

There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self.- Aldous Huxley

Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man.- Thomas Jefferson

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?Melvin Udall: I think of men, then I take away reason and accountability.- Jack Nicholson in “As good as it gets”

We should behave to our friends, as we would wish our friends to behave to us.- Aristotle

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.- Henry Kissinger

No one can be caught in places he doesn’t visit.- Danish Proverb

When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon.- Thomas Paine

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.- Ronald Reagan

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality.- Warren G. Bennis

Men must be taught as if you taught them notAnd things unknown proposed as things forgot.- Alexander Pope

While you’re saving your face, you’re losing your ass.- Lyndon B. Johnson

Man’s most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.- Euripides

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.- Clarence Darrow